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by Marvin
i can't see like the younger guys.
this i must know to be wise
but this .i must say
i have an advantage that way
i can see
those who are a sight for sore eyes
MARVIN THE LEPRECOHEN
by Marvin
if i was irish for a day
it would be for st patricks day.
for this special day i would be known
as a miniscule leprecohen.
one of the yiddle people i would be.
i'd be as little as can be.
just for this day of st. patricks day.
My Operation
by Marvin
i had an operation in nineteen seventy four.
if your interested in it, i will tell you more
they went and removed my gall bladder
and threw out the stone from inside.
a pearl can come from oysters
and worn with a womans pride.
then why didnt they give me the stones no doctor
would confide.
they then removed my appendix
if that would make much sense.
they replaced my appendix with an index
and a table of contents.
Fat College Girl
by Marvin
when she started at vasser. college
her fat caused a scene.
she overate at meals
and even in between.
she shaked like jello or worse vasoline.
but when she graduated
amazingly she left vasser lean.
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